Another ANNUS HORRIBILIS with Dirty Harry and The Crown Jewels

This has been another interesting week, like how much can go wrong for one hot young Prince? I'll tell ya. Vegas captured on a camera phone and available on Twitter. Now the first picture I saw was pretty mild. Check it out.

Nothing to get excited about. Prince Harry holding the Crown Jewels naked with some chick. Obviously this was a private moment and mildly amused me so I retweeted with the caption "Dirty Harry and the Crown Jewels" On Saturday it became apparent that the whole world especially The U.K and its former colonies, the ones that still bare the Union Jack on their "national"flags and have the Queen as the official head of state (URGH!). Mind you we have over 15 Royal Families on the Tax roll excluding the JZ and his wives.

I swear, I don't really care for this intrusive tabloid shit, but the picture of Prince Harry, Princess Diana's oh so Hot Laatlametjie, doing Doggy Style but naked, legs ajar, peach fuzz ass in the air, with a hint of ballslapping action, underneath TMZ's barely there red star, had me standing in mouth opening tongue drooling surprise. In a state of shock and awe and yes, arousal.

Its seems the Royal Ginger Ninjas of Buckingham Palace are natural born sexual exhibitionists. Remember that god awful Philip Treacy hat worn by Harry's also Ginger cousin Princess Eugenie? Well that was a bad case of Fashion exhibitionism that would've been commendable if she were Grace Jones.

But not since Euginie's mother, another Royal Ginga Ninja, Sarah, the Duchess of York, Fergie was caught on camera in an awkward toe sucking situ with financial advisor John Bryan, has there ever been a sexual scandal of this magnitude.

I mean Fergie was caught getting her toes sucked. Harry on the other hand was caught pants down, gleefully buggering some Midwestern American slapper, with the boundless abandon of an off duty soldier, about to suffer the world's worst Las Vegas Hangover.

Still the "Broohaha" in the U.K. upstaged the opening of the ParaOlympics of which Harry was the official Royal representitive. The government summarily banned all newspapers from carrying the pictures. Of coarse that only lasted days, before Ruper Murdoch's The Sun, drew first blood this last Friday 31 August. I guess some people just never learn even after the phone tapping Scandal.

Prince Charles has apparently reprimanded Harry for what, exactly? I just don't know. He's a single young millionaire trust fund kid. What else do they do besides party hard, play strip poker and embarrass their parents. Come to think of it, they are unlucky he's not a drug addict. Because if he were they could send him to rehab, to lay low for a while till the scandal washes over. Only to emerge resurrected as a sober young man ready to be more responsible and ready to settle down.

Its at this point that the Royal family begs Chelsy Davy to take Harry back. Knowing Chelsy it will be totally on her own terms. Harry would at least be guaranteed the lively lusty parties he's used to in Cape Town. The Mother City' s been putting up with Prince Harry's hijinx since he and his older brother were teenagers. And guess what? The world still doesn't know what he got up to. I guess the old adage: "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" is now and forever completely, truelly discredited and debunked.

I know why Charles is worried though. His own brother Prince Andrew has become a nightmare. The proverbial Dirty Old Man and that is not sexy, unless you've got Moves Like Jagger.

But I am really proud of all the soldiers and global internet citizens in the UK, the Colonies and beyond wha have decided to support Prince Harry. Please also join the Support Prince Harry With A Naked Salute on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/groups/336283586466687/

Seriously, the man has not done anything wrong here. The true villians of this drama are the ones who took the pictures and then sold them to TMZ. In Cape Town those pictures would've never been taken, like my party night with Jooste Van Der Westhuizen. And if they were they would never have seen the light of day. Why? Because here in the Mother City we're above it. The whole world wants to be here and party with us.

Looking into the future we can expect the next generation of Royal Ginger Ninja to the join the elusive and exclusive, natural born sexual exhibitionists club with a Paris Hilton style porn flick.

I have gotta say this, though ,God Bless Our Gracious Queen but if she calls this year another "annus horribilus" I will be doubled over in fits thinking of Dirty Harry, the Crown Jewels and that ass... what a fit annus Prince Harry has. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHlEzh5ky1A