Recently on Twitter I wrote:
Who needs RVP when is MVP? remember Ebadeyour?
Arsenal after 8 years in the wilderness, with every Soccer newspaper reporting on the English Premiere League, taking joy out of the fact that we'd lost a number of top flight players to Nouveau Riche rivals and Old Arch foes.
Referencing how Emmanuel Abedeyour, I was merely pointing out that Robin Van Persie, nicknamed at Gunners RVP,
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| "I could've had Mesut Ozil giving me the sweetest balls" - RVP Rest In Peace |
got his opportunity to be star striker (and prolific at that he was) when the hubris of money and youthful impatience for glory (Trophies) made Benin national striker Emmanuel Abedeyour, leave the mentorship of Arsene Wenger, Arsenal's Manager since 1996 and now the longest serving in the English Premiereship. His success was not long lived even as he went from Manchester City to Real Madrid and then Arsenal neighbours Tottenham Hotspurs. Where is he now?
Robin Van Persie now plays for the much reviled Manchester United. He is seen as a such a traitor to Arsenal who endured years of his groin injuries, before he rose to his potential. At the height of his powers he rejected Arsenal's best offers to stay and moved to Manure. That Season 2012/2013 helped them become English Champions. It was also legendary Manure Manager Alex Ferguson's swansong. This season under David Moyes Manure is doing badly and RVP is once again with a groin injury.
In the words of Jay Kay who wrote and performed the symphonic Jamiroquai hit, King For A Day, in dedication to the original bassist, Stuart Zender, who left in the middle of an album :
"You know its true what they say, you're only KING FOR DAY, I guess You're Happy that Way"
Arsenal having just bought Mesut Ozil from Real Madrid, arguably the world's best midfielder, has inspired and invigorated the team. And just as RVP came out of Emmanuel Abadeyour's shadow, Aaron Ramsey has emerged as the most prolific goalscorer.
The Welshman is definitely one of the Pretty Boys, simply irresistibly cute with those dimples, shy brown eyes and lean athletic build. More reason to love the Gunners.
Another development is that Arsenal has officially endorsed the Gay Gooners supporters club. Gay Gooners marched proud in the London Pride parade whose numbers were swelled by gay supporters of other Football Teams.
Even though there has been a push to combat homophobia in the English Premiereship, no football player has come out . Homophobic chants and taunts are still prevalent.
http://www.footballvhomophobia.com/ is an initiative trying to tackle this issue. It too has found itself bearing the brunt of criticism for their ill feted "Rainbow Laces". In any case, Rome wasn't built in a day, and I suppose I should be glad I support a football club that stand head and shoulders above the rest in supporting the LGBT community.
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It must be love, love, love
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Arsenal Football Club is proud to be the first Premier League football club to support to the bid for London to host the Gay Games in 2018. "
Arsenal’s chief executive Ivan Gazidis said: “As a Club, we want to ensure that we encourage an inclusive atmosphere for all our fans, regardless of their sexuality or gender identity."
Olivier Giroud has come out tops as the Fashionista of the team. His style has been reported on in several blogs and magazines. While he's definetly the leading matinee idol of the team he is also their resident Court Jester as evidenced in the pictures below
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| "Cake,Cake,cake,cake,cake,cake..." |
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| "Pour it up, Pour it Up that's how we Ball out" |
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| "Aaaah Much Better" |
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| "What? I like it like this" |
Like he knew thats what we all been wishing for, for him to lose his pants.
Jackie Wilshire and Podolski are just another reason, besides the obvious innuendos of the teams name, to keep watching Gunners of North London.
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| Podolski showing off Powerful Thigh Muscles, Jackie looking on |
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| Jackie Wilshire, Serge Gnarby, Kieran Gibbs...RubbaDubDub |
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| Podolski A DID AS |
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| Jack Wilshire, Sexy? Who Me? |
Looking at the game of football in general, I think my philosophy is best illustrated by my disinterest for the talented multiple FIFA World Player of the Year winner, Lionel Messi. My heterosexual counterparts wax lyric about this man endlessly, while they turn into venomous teenage MEAN GIRLS when it comes to Cristiano Ronaldo falling over themselves to poke fun and insult.
JEALOUS, MUCH?
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Yes I read
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I think so. If Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova are good for tennis ratings, you can only imagine what Cristiano Ronaldo has done for the game of Soccer better known as THE BEAUTIFUL GAME.
Darling its SEXY OVER MESSI any day. He knows it, they know it and we love it.
Cristiano Ronaldo is taking his brand to the next level by collaborating with hot Chinese-American designer Richard Chai to create CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo Underwear. The obvious comparisons to David Beckham are there, as Beckham has been the trailblazer. But aesthetically I find Mr Posh Spice to be quite sleazy looking, lacking the refined panache of the younger more talented matinee idol.
In any case I would wear CR7 simply to be closer to the Galactico.
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| I Guess It Does Give You Wings |
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| CR7 Sounds Like Something I Should Take For Long Hard Ride |
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| Slicker Than Average |
Talking about the Galacticos, Ronaldo has an equally as hot teammate, Sergio Ramos.
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Like a fine wine...Sergio Ramos
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In the past, I'd often look passed the ugly hair madness of Puyol and wonder if this goofy looking Spanish defender, with Jesus hair in an Alice band, was really well endowed and probably a great lay, if a little dim-witted.
Well that all changed when he cut his hair. It was like he suddenly became a new man. Maybe that was it. He had become a man with a beard of scruff, a he looked more shagworthy for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtWnURV25pk
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| Top & Bottom |
Sergio Ramos is one of those men who gets better with time.
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| David Luiz The Golden Child |
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| David Luiz The Sey Beast |
The Spanish Team though were brutally given a lesson in youthful
exuberance and dominance when Brazil smashed them
at the Confederations Cup in Brazil. The European and World Champions
were down 3-0 before a frustrated and desperate Pique got sent off for
a very wild tackle on Neymar Jr.
Talking about Neymar Jnr. now that is definitely the holder of the title
THE WORLD'S HOTTEST TWINK,
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Messi better know his days are numbered at Barcelona with this
Young Gun Assassin waiting in the wings to dominate the world
of soccer.
Its no denying Brazil looks formidable and with them playing at home well, lets just say home ground advantage takes it away from everybody else.
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| Now that would make such a cute couple Neymar Jr. & David Luiz |
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| The HULK |
What I noticed was a team packed with young hotties from the Chelsea defender David Luiz, with that light skin and those Golden Curls, Paulinlho who just looks like a classic square jawed matinee idol at Tottenham Hotspurs and of coarse Hulk, the adorable Muscle Mary.
But judging from the Lupo underwear campaign its true what they say about twinks packing a serious load down there....
Tennis is another reason to park in front of the TV and drool for days. Unlike team sports you don't get distracted by other players when just two are on the screen. One gives you Bottom while the other flexes Top and visa versa until the climax and a winner is announced. It gives new meaning to Flip-Flopping, but tennis always had the boys in tighty whities.
Rafa Nadal in my book is G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time). Remember its harder to win at Roland Garros than anywhere in the world. Those who succeed at the French Open rarely do well anywhere else and those that conquer the rest, especially Wimbledon (British Open), hardly ever win the trophy on the red clay of Roland Garros. In my lifetime I have watched Number 1#'s the Czechoslovakian Terminator Ivan Lendl
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| Ivan Ledl |
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| We loved thos shorts too Stefan Edberg |
,the Blonde Ice God of Sweden Stefan Edberg
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| Pete Sampras Greek God or Gorilla? |
and the Legendary American Gorilla Pete Sampras all find Roland Garros a most elusive conquest. Poor Thor like Edberg was even scuppered by some very underhanded ball play from 17 year Michael Chang.
In the current generation so called greatest of all time Roger Federer has won all the grand slams at least once. He's at the All England Club 7 times equalling Pete Sampras' record there but forging ahead of all with 17 Grand Slam titles.
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| Tennis's Divine Rivalry |
Still in the hotness stakes Rafa Nadal slays him.
In the endearing personality stakes its again the muscular Mallorcan whose humble demeanour and soft spoken Spanglish wins him hearts and minds.
Yet its those bulging muscles, the incredible bubble butt that always needs to be fingered before he serves that has won him our loins.
In fact the Spanish Armada of David Ferrer, Fernando Verdasco, Feliciano Lopez and Nadal is a girls wet dream and Nocturnal Emissions for days for gays around the world.
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| Thick and Juicy David Ferrer Legs |
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| I look into those eyes and know this is The Spanish Armada |
David Ferrer has calf muscles like Thor's hammer and a square jaw handsomeness to match the superhero.
Verdasco was spotted by Calvin Klein and Mr Klein's taste is always impeccable.
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| Feliciano Lopez - DELICIOUS |
Feliciano Lopez gives the impression George Michael was inspired by him when he sang ,
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I'm blessed
I know Heaven sent
And Heaven stole
You smiled at me
Like Jesus to a child "
The Fernando Verdasco and Feliciano Lopez heartthrobs are the best of friends and often seen hanging out and train together.
I say they had a "Spit-Braai" with Paris Hilton, what do you think?
I wouldn't refuse, would you?
That would be one night in Paris every fag would line up to see . Hell lose Paris all together and we'd have the AVN Awards Gay Film of the Decade.
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| Felicano & Verdasco |
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| What A FINE BROMANCE |
But there is a new kid on the block and he's not Spanish but an Italian Stallion. This man has already flashed that fagulous ass in a video on Rafa Nadal and is known to be quite cheeky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcYIYYNcEXY
His name, of course, would be fabulous like, FABIO FOGNINI. Remember it and Google it. He's what the Straight Boys will call our Anna Kournikova. His game is improving so he could be our Maria Sharapova. But I am guessing he's too blessed aesthetically and god giveth and taketh, discriminatory.
Now somebody please tell me what is up with the Nigerian men taking over the U.S.A. Oliver Twist hit maker D'Banj signed on o Kanye West's record label and had Yeezus himself appear in da video. Akon has long been singing "Chop My Money" with P Squared. I mean just a few months ago TV "It" girl of the moment and the first Black Lead on U.S. network television since 1974, Kerry Washington, up and married Nigerian-American Footballer Nmamdi Asomugha.
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| Smiling cause he is the cat that got the cream, Kerry Washington 's husband, Nigerian American Nmamdi Asomug |
WHO? Exactly. Even Wendy Williams was left gobsmacked and tongue-tied on "Hot Topics" trying to figure out how she missed this and how to pronounce his name. Trust a Nigerian to steal America's Sweetheart and marry so undercover even the FBI is baffled and looking into it. Maybe that's what happens when TMZ is counter-intelligence.
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| Doctored Picture of the couple together . |
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| Never seen together, MARRIED |
I mean Kerry Washington don't mess around. When she put Miss "How Ya Doin?"in her place regarding her personal life. Kerry put the brakes on nosy Wendy so fast she almost had whiplash. Clearly The Scandal star really meant it when she said she keeps her private life PRIVATE.
Hell! There is not even a single picture on Google one can find of the couple together. The ones available are all cut and paste and doctored. To me this kind of private smells alot like CLOSET. But the man is a damn fine African specimen of Boyish Beauty. ASHE!
What really flawed me was the hottie Oguchi Onyewu. Like forget that Nigerian Naomi Campbell look alike with the similar name and check what happens when Belgium and Nigeria make sweetlove.
BOOM! They give us a KNOCKOUT Hottie. Whose caramel skin, golden brown scruff, flared nostrils and soulful hazel eyed gaze puts paid to the notion of African aesthetic beauty as anything but beautiful.
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| Oguchi not Oluchi |
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| AFRICAN BEAUTY |
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| THE FINEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH |
We don't mind, "Bums Away!" that is what we say or do we actually mean the opposite? 
His name, of course, would be fabulous like, FABIO FOGNINI. Remember it and Google it. He's what the Straight Boys will call our Anna Kournikova. His game is improving so he could be our Maria Sharapova. But I am guessing he's too blessed aesthetically and god giveth and taketh, discriminatory.
Arsenal having just bought Mesut Ozil from Real Madrid, arguably the world's best midfielder, has inspired and invigorated the team. And just as RVP came out of Emmanuel Abadeyour's shadow, Aaron Ramsey has emerged as the most prolific goalscorer.
Another development is that Arsenal has officially endorsed the Gay Gooners supporters club. Gay Gooners marched proud in the London Pride parade whose numbers were swelled by gay supporters of other Football Teams. 
"Arsenal Football Club is proud to be the first Premier League football club to support to the bid for London to host the Gay Games in 2018. "
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